Archive for the ‘Amy’ Category

Back to Work

January 4, 2008

Now that everyone is back, I thought I’d post a few updates as to what is going on.

First, there’s Praveena.  She’s finally back, and I paid her a special visit to ask how her New Year’s Eve was.  She said that she spent it with cousins.  Remember how I wrote that she may not have known I was married, even though I always wear my ring?  Well, I specifically told her that I spent my New Year’s home with my family, and she seemed to get the hint.  I didn’t come right out and ask if she was married — I felt this would “tip my hand,” so to speak.  But I’ll gauge her reaction over the next few days.  If she is, in fact, single, then I will have to change my strategy somewhat.  I still want to let her know I’m interested, but you have to be careful with single women.

I did get a chance to chat with Amy.  She is getting ready to sell her house.  This is great because it gives me a conversation starter.  No mention of the dancing comment, however.  Bonus: I got a peek at her bellybutton!  It’s an innie.

An amusing thing happened with Ashna.  You have to understand that Ashna’s name is not actually “Ashna”; I change all names to protect the innocent.  But her name is close to Ashna, and this almost tripped me up.  While I was walking into the building yesterday, I was deep in thought, thinking about my plans to track Ashna’s monthly cycle, when suddenly I see her standing in the lobby.  I had to stop myself from actually calling her Ashna!  That would have been weird.  But she did notice the studder, and later on, she commented on how she said hi to me but I was deep in thought.  Heh, if she only knew.

On a more serious note, I learned that Maryanne’s husband was in a car accident.  He’s okay for now but needs to undergo physical therapy.  This basically means that I have to stop flirting with Maryanne, at least for the time being.  I’ll switch it into “emotional support” mode.  I’ll have more to say about this kind of situation in future posts.

Holiday Party, Intermission

December 13, 2007

Tonight was supposed to be the “A” party that I mentioned in my previous post.  Unfortunately, due to the snow, it has been postponed.  Which in all likelihood means that it will be cancelled.  I hope not, but hey, the B-party was still great.

But I do have a story about today.  But first, I need to introduce Amy.  Amy is an Asian woman who is in her late forties.  She is about 5 feet tall and weighs 100 pounds soaking wet.  She works in my department, but on another team.  What confuses me most about Amy is the way she dresses.  Sometimes, she will dress in very dowdy, old clothing.  Other times, she will wear something really hot, like a miniskirt.  I’ve had plenty of panty sightings, and they’ve all been nice colors.  I just don’t know.  She has a college-age son, but is not married (I’m not sure if she is divorced, widowed, or just never married).

Part of me suspects that Amy is lesbian, just by the way she casually mentions her “friends”.  But maybe not!  Today, I had an interesting conversation with Amy.  We were talking about the A-party and whether or not we would still be able to go (this was before the postponement).  Amy asked me how the B-party was:

“How was the party last night?  What was it like?”

“It was good.  They had decent food, and they had a good DJ.”

“Did you have fun?”

  I had fun, because I love to dance.”

“You love to dance?” she asked.

“Yes I do.  I spent most of the night dancing.”

“Well, if we do go tonight, will you dance with me?”

I smoothly answered, “Of course I’ll dance with you!”  But in my head, I immediately thought, “Score!”  It gets better:  Later today, I was talking to a female friend of Amy’s.  This friend said that “Amy told me that you promised to dance with her.”  Wow!

Ok, it seems a little high-school-ish, but it still made my day.  I now have an open invitation to ask Amy to dance.  (And maybe even her friend!)